Aint Got A Kalou
also known as Champions
All other teams in our league are crap
The Players
B.S.
Midfielder
C.B.
Goalkeeper
D.C.
Forward
R.H.
Left Outside
T.N.
Defender
S.S.
Defender
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
28th Oct 2021 | L 0-3 vs Athletico Wallop |
21st Oct 2021 | W 4-1 vs Be Giroud Not To |
14th Oct 2021 | L 1-2 vs Ladzio |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 31st Aug 2017 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Championship |
Season ending 21st Dec 2017 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Division 1 |
Season ending 19th Apr 2018 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 8th Nov 2018 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 5th Nov 2018 | ZPN - STEVENAGE (Marriotts SC) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 18th Apr 2019 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 13th Aug 2020 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 1st Oct 2020 | HOLMES CHAPEL (Holmes Chapel LC CFA) - Thu Premiership |
This season stats
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All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Aint Got A Kalou | 178 | 123 | 28 | 27 | 506 | 208 | 298 | 397 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Callum "C.B." Broxton | 49 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 8 wins from 04-07-2019 to 22-08-2019 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 28-11-2019 to 12-12-2019 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Petr Cech My Pants 17-01-2019 (won 11-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Pleased To Michu 13-07-2017 (lost 1-5) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Petr Cech My Pants 17-01-2019 (won 11-0) |