Crystal Phallus
The Players
DARRYL
"Legend"
LIGHT
Prima punta
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 1 |
Jack
"Treeman"
Birch
Stopper
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Tom
"Bromance"
Brotherhood
Libero
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Ross
"Rosaldinho"
Carswell
False Nine
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Oliver
"Tyrell"
Cusack
Wing-back
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Mike
"Shearer"
Egan
'In the Hole'
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Ally
"Rapid"
Glennie
Forward
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Rich
"The Chairman"
Hayward
Left Outside
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Craig
"I went to Paris with my girlfriend"
Hilton
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Mo
"Magic"
Hutchinson-Pascal
Midfielder
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Karthik
"The Ram"
Ramulu
No Specific Position
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James
"Calm"
Sipthorpe
Inverted Winger
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Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
29th Jun 2017 | D 2-2 vs Some Team |
22nd Jun 2017 | W 5-0 vs Ten10 |
15th Jun 2017 | L 1-13 vs Joe United |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Crystal Phallus | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 25 | -1 | 13 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
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DARRYL "Legend" LIGHT | 1 | 1 |
Tom "Bromance" Brotherhood | 1 | |
Craig "I went to Paris with my girlfriend" Hilton | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 2 wins from 01-06-2017 to 08-06-2017 |
Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Ten10 22-06-2017 (won 5-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Joe United 15-06-2017 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Some Team 04-05-2017 (won 9-4) |