Crystal Phallus
also known as CPFC
MOT
The Players
Shutty
Inverted Winger
C.J
Midfielder
Foz
No Specific Position
B.H.
False Nine
K.M.
Left Outside
D.N.
Stopper
BEAR
Goalkeeper
M.W.
No Specific Position
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 29th Jun 2017 | L 3-6 vs Pathetic Athletic |
| 22nd Jun 2017 | W 3-0 vs The Boozers |
| 15th Jun 2017 | W 3-0 vs Real Ale Madrid SENT TO JAMIE 180717 |
League Position
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This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 47 | -22 | 15 |
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 08-06-2017 to 22-06-2017 |
| Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 04-05-2017 to 18-05-2017 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs The Boozers 22-06-2017 (won 3-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Beavers Butchers 01-06-2017 (lost 0-14) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Borussia Teeth 18-05-2017 (lost 4-8) |
Season Summary
Premiership
16-02-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 5 | 3 | Schlong ball | 1 | 7:00 | |
23-02-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 2 | 3 | Beavers Butchers | 1 | 7:00 | |
02-03-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crows nest | 9 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 7:00 | |
09-03-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Real Ale Madrid SENT TO JAMIE 180717 | 4 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 7:30 | |
16-03-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 6 | The Boozers | 1 | 7:00 | |
23-03-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 3 | Pathetic Athletic | 1 | 7:30 | |
30-03-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Borussia Teeth | 3 | 0 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 7:30 | |
06-04-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8 | Schlong ball | 1 | 7:00 | |
13-04-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 2 | 8 | Beavers Butchers | 1 | 8:30 | |
20-04-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crows nest | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:30 | |
27-04-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Real Ale Madrid SENT TO JAMIE 180717 | 0 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:30 | |
04-05-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 13 | The Boozers | 1 | 8:30 | |
11-05-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 3 | Pathetic Athletic | 1 | 8:30 | |
18-05-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Borussia Teeth | 8 | 4 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:30 | |
25-05-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 0 | Schlong ball | 1 | 8:30 | |
01-06-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 14 | Beavers Butchers | 1 | 8:30 | |
08-06-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crows nest | 0 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:30 | |
15-06-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Real Ale Madrid SENT TO JAMIE 180717 | 0 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:30 | |
22-06-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 0 | The Boozers | 1 | 8:30 | |
29-06-2017
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 6 | Pathetic Athletic | 1 | 8:30 | |
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