Will they be able to break the deadlock? A very evenly balanced pair of teams who, on paper at least, should negate each others strengths to the point where neither will be able to score. In reality, both teams are capable of scoring a heap of goals. Clown United National Team have a rare hunger for points that drives them forward even under the most trying of circumstances. Mike Bassett XI are solid in defence and will always chase down the loose ball. Get your freak on.