The winning side will be the team who are able to retain their composure whilst at the same time injecting pace and taking chances. Gamble large and go for gold, there is no prize for second place in this competition. Club Shed United are our hot ticket and they should provide some traditional soccer fun for all the family. They will be looking to unsettle their opponents and confuse their defensive line by consistently moving into space. Crystal phallus should batten down the hatches and bed in for an onslaught of preposterous proportions. If you can weather the initial storm then take the battle back to their end of the pitch. Good luck.